dear children at school,
i know i teach you how to share, but i would really prefer that you keep your germs to yourself. i am not excited about being sick for christmas.
dear eggnog,
i love how much better and more "christmas-y" you make everything taste. i wish it was acceptable to drink you all year long.
dear my oven/stove,
sorry for making you do so much work lately... cookies, fudge, party appetizers... i want you to know that i truly appreciate you.
dear massive pile of presents i bought,
you would really make me happy if you could somehow figure out how to wrap yourselves. thanks.
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