You never know when people are going to say the most ridiculous things. That's why I always carry my quote book with me wherever I go.
If someone were to read it, they most likely would not understand half of what is written and wouldn't think any of it was funny. But I laugh every time I read some of the quotes.
A few personal (recent) favorites:
"Did you ever see one of those grills?"
"She kicked me with her little shoe."
"We'll put Martin Sheen in the plants."
"Hey, are you wasted and macking on boys?"
"I thought that was a guy, but it was a mailbox."
"Slow your roll."
You didn't understand them, huh? Didn't think they were funny? I told you so.
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